hahaha

Too Easy-- That Was Like Sandblasting a Soup Cracker
Ten-year-old tourist girl wearing pink Crocs: Smoking is bad for you!
Smoking queer: Crocs are for retarded kids who can't tie their own shoes.

--50th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Scott
via Overheard in New York, Aug 18, 2008

Becks and Post and Ali G

Very very funny

Overheard in New York | Miss Wetter and Mr. Beaver Got Off to a Rocky Start

Overheard in New York | Miss Wetter and Mr. Beaver Got Off to a Rocky Start: "Miss Wetter and Mr. Beaver Got Off to a Rocky Start

Girl #1: She wouldn't even take his name?
Girl #2: And she even refused to hyphenate? That's ridiculous!"

Balls Deep: Your NFL Season Brownie Point Calculator

Balls Deep: Your NFL Season Brownie Point Calculator

Overheard in New York | Probably a Misunderstanding About the Meaning of "Eye Candy"

Overheard in New York | Probably a Misunderstanding About the Meaning of "Eye Candy": "Probably a Misunderstanding About the Meaning of 'Eye Candy'

Coat check girl: Last night Michael came in my eye and it was all puffy and red.
Stripper: Why did he do that?
Coat check: He said he didn't mean it. Usually he goes for my nostrils or my ear. We couldn't go out for dinner for two hours until it died down.
Stripper: Wow.

--Strip Club

Overheard by: rory"

Simply Quilts not on in July or August

perhaps even more..

*Bitch Cakes*: A Neurotic Glamour Girl's Weight Watchers Experience and Fitness Adventures: The Tarts that were too good to be true... and the Starbucks Boycott Begins

*Bitch Cakes*: A Neurotic Glamour Girl's Weight Watchers Experience and Fitness Adventures: The Tarts that were too good to be true... and the Starbucks Boycott Begins


Oops...apple tart was 280 calories..not 120...

Knitted food for your weekend fare - Slashfood

Knitted food for your weekend fare - Slashfood

Patrick the Polar Bear - I Want One Of Those

Patrick the Polar Bear - I Want One Of Those

Cosy Animals - I Want One Of Those

Cosy Animals - I Want One Of Those