Where My Team Stands: Philadelphia Phillies

Where My Team Stands: Philadelphia Phillies: "See?I only know how to expect the worst. I can only hope that at some point in my life, I'm legitimately surprised by an outcome. I want to experience a shock to the system that keeps a smile on my face for days. I want to tell people I'm a Philadelphia sports fan and not get a 'Sorry' as a response or, in most cases, a look of utter disgust. I don't feel like I'm owed a championship. I don't feel like this will alter the course of my life if the Phillies win the World Series. I won't contemplate hanging myself if they don't. But I do want to win. Now that I'm an adult, I want to know what that feels like. Even if it only happens once."

Internet TV Universal Remote: Quick Links to All Free Shows

Internet TV Universal Remote: Quick Links to All Free Shows

Trader Joe's Wants to Open on Upper West Side -- New York Magazine

Trader Joe's Wants to Open on Upper West Side -- New York Magazine

trader joes coming to our hood?

Dark Roasted Blend: Strange Knits and Yarn Monsters

Dark Roasted Blend: Strange Knits and Yarn Monsters

hahaha

Too Easy-- That Was Like Sandblasting a Soup Cracker
Ten-year-old tourist girl wearing pink Crocs: Smoking is bad for you!
Smoking queer: Crocs are for retarded kids who can't tie their own shoes.

--50th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Scott
via Overheard in New York, Aug 18, 2008

Becks and Post and Ali G

Very very funny

Overheard in New York | Miss Wetter and Mr. Beaver Got Off to a Rocky Start

Overheard in New York | Miss Wetter and Mr. Beaver Got Off to a Rocky Start: "Miss Wetter and Mr. Beaver Got Off to a Rocky Start

Girl #1: She wouldn't even take his name?
Girl #2: And she even refused to hyphenate? That's ridiculous!"

Balls Deep: Your NFL Season Brownie Point Calculator

Balls Deep: Your NFL Season Brownie Point Calculator

Overheard in New York | Probably a Misunderstanding About the Meaning of "Eye Candy"

Overheard in New York | Probably a Misunderstanding About the Meaning of "Eye Candy": "Probably a Misunderstanding About the Meaning of 'Eye Candy'

Coat check girl: Last night Michael came in my eye and it was all puffy and red.
Stripper: Why did he do that?
Coat check: He said he didn't mean it. Usually he goes for my nostrils or my ear. We couldn't go out for dinner for two hours until it died down.
Stripper: Wow.

--Strip Club

Overheard by: rory"

Simply Quilts not on in July or August

perhaps even more..