Overheard in New York: The Voice of the City - Real Bunny Eyes Dissolve, Too
March 06, 2006
Real Bunny Eyes Dissolve, Too
Girl #1: We did this experiment with Peeps in high school. Nothing dissolved them. Not hydrochloric acid. Highly concentrated. Not sulfuric acid. Highly concentrated. Not nitric acid. Highly concentrated. Nothing dissolved except the eyes.
Girl #2: So how come when I eat Peeps, my poop isn't pink and sparkly?
Girl #1: Oh, there's ingredient breakdown and bile's involved, but you pretty much shit Peep.
--Metro-North train
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